If there ever is some incredible alien technology dropped from the sky, or a scientific breakthrough bigger than the internet, or even if Elan Musk finally puts his energy into cat research, the chances are still pretty unlikely that we humans will even be able to figure out what our cats are thinking.
The only predictable thing about cats is that they are unpredictable. Well, except for the napping. Cat naps are predictable, and often.
Here’s a great chart from the folks at truth that might help us hoomans out with the ways of the cat: