25 Funny Dog Haircuts That Will Make You Laugh (With Pictures)
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Part of the joy in having a dog is discovering those hilarious little inside jokes with your pup, and one of those is funny haircuts. Fluffier long-haired breeds like Poodles are the best to experiment with wacky canine hairstyles, but you can get creative with nearly any dog’s coat with a little pluck. If you’re in need of some creative inspiration on this front, we’ve got you covered. Scroll down to leisurely peruse some of the most amusing dog haircuts you can imitate yourself or just simply look at for a quick chuckle.
The 25 Funniest Dog Haircuts
1. Pomeranian Troll
Fans of the animated film Trolls and all its spinoffs will recognize this funny haircut in an instant.
2. Teacup Sheep
We doubt this dog wants to hang out in a field with the other sheep, but they might be welcome as a “brown sheep!”
3. Avant Garde
This look will definitely be all the rage in just a few years. Just you wait.
4. Alpaca Doodle
The Doodle coat is astoundingly versatile, and they really pull off that alpaca look.
5. Bad Fur Day
This one is more unfortunate than funny, but we’re sure both the dog and owner can look back at this one and laugh.
6. Droopy Old Man Mustache
This dog looks like they’re about to call you Daddy-O and offer to change your oil before watching Happy Days.
7. Poodle Lion
Cross The Lion King with a 70s disco aesthetic and you can start to see how this hairstyle might be appealing on your poodle.
8. Mad Science
You better watch out because the Chihuahua in this pic looks like they’re about to raise the dead and play Dr. Frankenstein.
9. Cool Guy Mohawk
Whether you cut it or style it this way, there isn’t a cut much cooler than the mohawk!
10. Dog Sidehawk
This is like another version of the mohawk, only it leans a little to the left—or right! Whichever you prefer.
11. Expressing Their Love
What’s cuter than your dog’s little tushy? Well, their behind with a heart cut into it, of course!
12. Clown Pigtails
Maybe your dog’s ears do this naturally, but if your pooch has fluffy fur, you can make them look like they’re sporting cute pigtails.
13. Hairless Dogs Everywhere Are Jealous
Among the few hairless dogs to have some amount of fur, this Chinese Crested is living their best life in style.
14. Business in the Front, Party in the Back
This Poodle knows when it’s time to walk in the park with the other fancy dogs and when to let their hair down.
15. Dog Side Bangs
It’s not a phase, Mom!
16. E = mc²
We don’t even know this dog, but we’re already intimidated by their intellect just looking at the haircut.
17. Water Dog
You’ve likely heard someone call a seal a “water dog.” Well, now, you can make your pet look just like a seal pup, making them a water dog and land dog all in one!
18. Hakuna Matata
Watch out! This dog looks like they’re about to come back and claim their throne from a treacherous uncle.
19. Leave the Top, Shave the Rest
This poor Chow Chow is so confident despite missing a hilarious amount of fur. They’re truly an inspiration to us all, and a reminder to keep our cool in the most embarrassing situations.
20. Stop Being Such a Karen
Is it just us, or does this dog look like they’re about to ask for your manager?
21. One With the Flock
With their shaved legs and a fluffy white coat, this little dog would blend in perfectly with a flock of sheep.
22. Side Swept
This dog is going through a tough time, so please don’t judge!
23. Hi, Barbie!
If you’re as obsessed with the Barbie movie as we are, then this style would definitely be the one for you.
24. Luscious Ears
Cocker Spaniels and other dogs with long furry ears can give this haircut a try for a new dramatic flair.
25. Bearded Beauty
Beards are in right now, and your dog certainly doesn’t have to miss out on the latest trends!
Which Funny Dog Haircut Is Your Favorite?
Whether you’re a fan of the dog Yoda hairstyle, the Einstein doggo, or the sheep lookalikes, you can’t help but grin as you skim over this amusing list of funny dog hairstyles. Feel free to send these to your friends, but make sure you save your favorites first.
Featured Image Credit: Anna Berdnik, Shutterstock
