110+ Dog Puns: Paw-Some & Funny & Puns For Every Occasion
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Puns are a quick, easy, and – let’s be real – cheesy, way of injecting a bit of dog-related humor into your everyday life. Whether you are searching for the perfect phrase to write in a birthday card, a funny caption for your Instagram photo, or a way to brighten the day of other dog lovers in your life, we have the perfect pun for you.
Keep reading to find our list of the best doggone-good puns you’ve ever read.
Breed-Specific Puns
If you need the perfect pun for your specific dog, we Shih Tzu not, these breed-specific ones below will surely be a hit.
- You have the Corg-key to my heart.
- I think you’re Labrador-able.
- Quit Dachshund around.
- Dalmatian me crazy!
- That’s Puggin’ awesome.
- Sending Poodles of love your way.
- Dogs are Poodles of fun.
- Shampoodle and corg-ditioner.
- All about that Pug life.
- The Weiner takes all in this race.
- I’ll Collie you later.
- Hello Corg-eous.
- Pardon my Frenchie.
- Don’t stop retrieving.
- Caution: Precious Corgo.
- Pug-get about it!
- Don’t Terrier-self up about it.
- My dog isn’t fat; he’s just a bit Husky.
Dog Joke Puns
We’re paw-sitive that there’s never a bad time to drop the paw-fect punny dog joke. Here are some paw- paw-some puns with some great pet-tential.
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What’s it called when all the neighborhood dogs gather together for a backyard picnic?
A Bark-B-Q! -
What’s an adjective to describe a rich dog?
Pawsh. -
Where do dogs go when their tails come off?
A re-tail store. -
What construction job are dogs best at?
Roofing. -
What do dogs like to eat for breakfast?
Woofles. -
What happens when a vampire bites a dog?
It becomes a bloodhound. -
What’s a dog’s favorite band?
The Beagles. -
What Pink Floyd album is always a dog’s favorite?
The Bark Side of the Moon. -
What snack do dogs love to eat at the movies?
Pup-corn! -
What kind of car do dogs love best?
A Fur-rari. -
Where do dogs love to surf?
Collie-fornia. -
What did the Dalmatian say after finishing his dessert?
“Mmm…that really hit the spot.” -
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
Dog Name Puns
If you’re hunting for the paw-fect name for your new best fur-rend, these dog name puns inspired by pop culture will surely get the pup-arazzi going mutts for your pup.
- Lick Jagger
- Muttley Crew
- Ron Fleasly
- Furcules
- Dumbledog
- Mary Puppins
- Post Mabone
- Bark Obama
- Chewbarka
- Hairy Paw-ter
- Winnie the Pooch
- Arf Vader
- Benedict Cumberbark
- Droolius Caesar
- The Notorious D.O.G.
- Kitty Perry
- Katy Purry
- Jake Gyllenpaw
- Meow-y Cyrus
Dog Puns for Your Social Media Content
If your pup is a diamond in the ruff, a wanna-be Instagram or TikTok star destined for Paw-llywood, your social media captions must be paws-itively fetching to get an audience. These puns will certainly earn him the a-paws from your followers.
- Pardon the inter-ruff-tion.
- Let’s raise the woof!
- Where’s the paw-ty at?
- It’s my paw-ty, I’ll bark if I want to.
- You’re looking quite fetching today.
- Can’t escape the pup-arazzi.
- We all need to take some time to paws and reflect.
- Life sure is ruff when you’re not around.
- Going to a bark-B-Q.
- With fur-riends like these, who needs enemies?
- Having a fur-bulous time!
- Fur-give me for the inter-pup-tion.
- VIP: Very Im-paw-tant Pup-son.
- Just another day at the paw-ffice.
- Mondays are ruff.
- Unleash the fun.
Dog Puns for Occasions
There’s no better way to say happy howl-idays to your friends and family than with these punny holiday dog puns. Write them in cards, use them for your social media content, and take every op-paw-tunity to share these paw-some puns.
Valentine’s Day Puns
- I ruff you.
- You Maltese my heart.
- Fleas be my Valentine.
- We are paw-fect fur one another.
- You’re pretty fetching.
- Life would be ruff without you.
- You are pup-fection!
- You’re the dog-gone best.
- Paw-lease say you’ll be my Valentine.
- You’re the dog-gone best Valentine.
- You’re the ulti-mutt Valentine.
- You have Akita my heart.
Halloween Puns
- Happy Howl-o-ween.
- He’s the sweetest pup-kin in the patch.
- No tricks. Only treats.
- Bone appetit!
- Pup-kin spice and everything nice.
- Happy Pug-o-ween!
- Happy Hallo-Weenie.
- Too cute to spook.
- Paws off my treats, witches.
- A fur-ocious beast.
- Count Pug-ula.
Christmas Puns
- Happy howl-idays!
- Happy Paw-lidays!
- Yappy Holidays!
- Husky Holidays!
- Merry Christ-Mutts!
- Happy Collie-days!
- Feliz Navi-dog.
- Santa Paws is comin’ to town.
- Santa Claws is comin’ to town.
- Have yourself a furry little Christmas.
- On the fur-st day of Christmas…
- We woof you a Merry Christmas.
- We’re pup to our ears in gifts.
- It’s Pug-ly Christmas sweater season!
Birthday Puns
- It’s your bark-day, so let’s woof it up!
- Happy birthday to my best fur-end.
- Happy birthday! It’s time for some re-tail therapy and bark-aritas!
- Happy fur-st birthday!
- Let’s have a ball!
- You’re invited to a pool paw-ty – only very good buoys allowed.
- Pup pup hooray!
Get Better Soon Puns
- Sorry to hear you’re feeling ruff!
- On the bright side, you don’t have to wear a cone.
- Dogter’s orders: get better soon!
- Hope your tail will be wagging again in no time!
- Stay. Heal.
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re looking for a pun-ny name for your new paw-tner in crime, a paw-some joke to tell your kids, or an a-paw-ling pun to tuck in your back paw-ket for a rainy day, we hope you’ve found our list to be the ulti-mutt collection of dog puns.
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